So we’re going to the Kona Coast for our anniversary and I thought I’d buy some cute sun-dresses.  I ventured into the mall today and was horrified at this year’s selection of “fashion.”  What’s up with the geometric stuff?  All the colors are hideous.  Pinks, greens . . . gag me.

This dress is a walking bad trip on LSD. 

This one is like wearing the freakin’ Botanical Gardens.  What’s up with hu-mongi flowers on dresses right now?  Petaled flowers the sizes of dinner plates in shocking orange and pink with kelly green leaves and stuff.

I guess I’ll have to try some boutique stores downtown.  Or my old stand by, Neiman’s online.  And I thought shopping for a bathing suit was torture.  Oy.