What Are This Year’s Fashion Designers Thinking?!

So we’re going to the Kona Coast for our anniversary and I thought I’d buy some cute sun-dresses. I ventured into the mall today and was horrified at this year’s selection of “fashion.” What’s up with the geometric stuff? All the colors are hideous. Pin

ks, greens . . . gag me.


This dress is a walking bad trip on LSD.


This one is like wearing the freakin’ Botanical Gardens. What’s up with hu-mongi flowers on dresses right now? Petaled flowers the sizes of dinner plates in shocking orange and pink with kelly green leaves and stuff.

I guess I’ll have to try some boutique stores downtown. Or my old stand by, Neiman’s online. And I thought shopping for a bathing suit was torture. Oy.